Your hatred and wilful ignorance are only surpassed by your raw stupidity. You know about The Republican Southern Strategy. You know that LBJ’s support of civil rights alienated the dixiecrats and cynical Republican racists welcomed their votes in to their minority party for the rich and the stupid. You know that evil…

Star Wars imitating Frank Herbert, never heard of that happening before...

I’d be down where old Indy accidentally makes the boulder roll down in that cave.

I’ll give them this much, having the MacGuffin be some sort of time machine allows the villains to be Nazis without trying to explain how older Indy is still fighting them: they’re Neo-Nazis who want to use the device to travel back in time and allow Hitler to win.

I’m just glad the cops didn’t shoot any of the black runners “fleeing from the scene.”

The Sam Vimes Theory of Economic Inequality, first postulated by Sir Pterry Pratchett of Unseen University (may his luggage always find him)

Vimes boots theory of socioeconomic unfairness

I use a variation of the swallow method: Hold your breath, take 7 little sips of water.

How about this:

I went inside and they were OUT of rollerdogs.

Years ago I bought an ‘00 Saab 9-5SE V6t wagon in Oklahoma City(!) and drove it back to Maine with a friend of mine. SEVERAL hijinks ensued on that trip, but the gas station one was certainly memorable. Random smallish station off the Interstate in Bumfuck, OH, late at night. Pull up to the pump, put the nozzle in,…

“That new Marvel film had two dudes holding hands in the background. Also, why does everybody in Wakanda need to be black? Your permit to repave the parking lot at Animal Kingdom has been denied because you’re too woke.”

Authoritarianism has now so thoroughly permeated US politics that DeSantis is bragging that he’ll use his new political power over Disney to influence what kind of movies they make. I never dreamed that we would see that in America.

The sharif may not like it, but I, for one, am ready to rock the Kazbar.

Recycling is important for many reasons:

Kale, Caulifa, Beets, Leek, Bardok, Raditz, Vasabi, Pinich, Paprika, Sage

Top. Men.

Any chilled monkey's brains?

That can't be the Arc of the Covenant. The US government has it. It's being evaluated by top men.