I’m going to admit that the traffic patterns I’ve been subjected to recently have heavily influenced this rant opinion. Any other time, my answer would be very different. But...

I call these taillight designs all the work of cowards. Where is the flowing, intricate Art Nouveau scroll work that would convey a more fantastically elegant feel to the car?  How about so brash, in your face Art Deco straight out of Metropolis, the kind of thing that yells “this is the kind of car Howard Hughes or…

I personally put hot dogs, along with polish sausage, brats, red hots, etc, in their own category, “sausage-inna-bun” (thank you, CMOT Dibbler).

Yeah, the plastic container Pringles I was referring to looks like they are officially called “Snack Packs”.

You can pick also pick up single serving sizes of Pringles...  I just picked up a Costco variety pack of them, which are basically just like the original carboard tube, but about a quarter of the size, but I’ve also seen them in a hard plastic container with a pull back foil seal that might be a bit more water proof.

So, here in KC we currently have Five Guys, Shake Shack, Culvers, Winsteads (local, but I’d put them up against any of the above), Freddys, Sonic, Hardees, Steak ‘n Shake, and Whataburger is opening I think this fall (thank you, Mahomes!).

It’s an interesting smell initially. If it runs too long, it can smell like bleach but if it’s just right, it’ll smell like - and this was how I kept seeing it described - “like after a rain storm.” Which in my experience is pretty accurate.

Then may God have mercy on your souls.

Here’s a case where the casting was iconic, and I can’t imagine it any other way. But, to expect to get a high speed chase out of it and a VW Minibus....

If you really want the Starbucks bottled drinks, Costco has flats of 15 bottles of their Frappuccino for somewhere less than $20, varying.

It would certainly be hard to get a good smoke ring out of it, but maybe as much smoking at an extremely low temp, followed by a brief open flame sear might approximate it. 

So, a bunch of a certain-leaning states are passing laws making it legal to run over protestors in your car.  Is that still valid when the “protestor” themself is in a car?  What’s the protocol here?

Out of curiosity, how much are you paying for THIS account?

Yes, this post could definitely use photos to go with it.  Readers, the article linked in the second paragraph does, though.

Thankfully, Power Driven Diesel did have a second Cummins on hand, though that one exploded, too.

“surgeries have been marketed on social media like cigarette companies used to market tobacco to children,”

Although it looks like your deck is good and weathered, which I imagine should reduce it’s flammability, man, try and find some concrete or dirt of something else to put the grill on. That can lead to a very very bad time...

Exception (that maybe not proves, but at least gives credence to the rule): Those living near state lines, correlating to the level of rivalry between those states. In that case, it becomes “The roads in <my state> are bad, but at least they’re better than the crap they drive on in <neighboring state>.“

In about a year from now, someone will finally unlock the hidden game in it. It will turn out to be one of those alternative reality horror stories, where the calculator is your primary guide for tracking/combatting the apocalypse/breakdown of reality/discovery that we are all in a simulation/whatever the hell is…

So.  Schuetty Teetz.  Sounds like a bad buddy cop SNL sketch...