I remember somewhere a couple of bored college kids where in some diner with the little jukebox stations at the booth. They decided to plug in credits for 9 songs. The first 7 were all “What’s New Pussycat”. The other patrons where on the edge of a riot. Then the 8th one came on and they all heard the opening bars of…

Ain’t no party like a Methodist party, because the Methodists do not party.

I sorta want this article to include pictures of 3 more babies, each with their arms making the “M”, “C”, and “A” symbols, respectively.  

These are all truly great films, to be sure. However, for some reason, it’s never truly Halloween until we get to watch Hocus Pocus....

These are all truly great films, to be sure. However, for some reason, it’s never truly Halloween until we get to…

I’ve got an idea in my head for a later-generation “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”, except made up of characters from 80's film (and a little TV), and damn straight Leroy Green is on that team.

Yeah, this was screaming out “Waldo” to me as I read it...

“Taking one last look, sir, at my friends”

I’m thinking maybe my explanation of the idea in my head was poor. So here’s a very very crude image to convey it instead. I just took the image in the article, and added a big black line to represent a new wall.

Things like bridges, doors etc. are just minor changes. In the example above, the strategy still works - yes, following the wall across the bridge dumps you on the island... where you can continue following that same wall until you’re returned to the bridge, cross it and continue.

Commenting on your sister is just stalking in the South.

It’s one I’ve played, but never had the chance to play through. Still, it made an impression, and I’m really glad for the opportunity to revisit it like this.  

LOOM’s in here, and it didn’t make the grade for this list?

Seriously, just looking at that red screen cap is making my head hurt from memory.

But if I start to see you stuffing 10 packets of jam, four syrups, the entire butter dish, and the napkins into your fanny pack, well, I might pipe up.

creating a network of unlawful torture prisons around the globe

According to Wikipedia, also once popular with Spanish shepherds as a replacement for other pastries, because they could be cooked on an open fire.

I’ve found that the things that make it to the Kosher section are either:

I did particularly dig the WarCraft: Terrans, Zerg, and Protoss series of games.

ONCE, I’ve turned to this insufferable d-bag, and replied, with the gravest of grave looks upon my face, “Oh... you haven’t heard....” And then just trail off and look away, depressed.