I figured maybe I’d start out mopping floors, but if I did a good job, then I’d wash lettuce. After that maybe the fryer. And pretty soon after that, assistant manager or something, you know, where the big bucks start to roll in.

And ... that he’s Gluten-intolerant?

“Accidental Prayer Misfire” is the name of my Bluegrass Stryper cover band.

Thank you.

I’m kinda hoping that the Wendy’s Twitter account chimes in on this eventually.

See, that’s why you never store your prayers in the same place you lock up your thoughts. If someone gains access to one, you don’t want them to immediately have access to the other as well.

I’d say it’s sexist to say that women are usually less toxic because they are female, definitely. Saying women are usually less toxic due to societal pressure and norms, to me, is not, though.  Just an opinion.

Holy hell, this one’s almost 3 years old.. I gotta go back and re-read to catch back up.

Just taking a stab at this (and to play a little Devil’s Advocate), here’s a few possible reasons behind his choice of cover.

I love the (entirely appropriate) Monkey King/DBZ mashup. Are there any more photos of that one?

Counterpoint: The perfect temperature is 69 degrees.

Given the timing of this announcement, I’m expecting to see a post-Victorian Jason Vorhees cutting his way through the British society now...

It’s times like this I find it heartening that The Wayback Machine exists (and has apparently a well documented history of the Gawker site in it’s stores).

Seriously.  This is obviously some Dumbledore fuckery.

Mainland Liberty? Why not just call it Second City? Or if you want to get more esoteric, go with Onion or Garlic City; the name derives from Algonquian for the wild Onion or Garlic that grew there, I’m not sure which.

Yea, but... then you’re wearing a Nickelback t-shirt...

I’m seeing one of two reasons for taking a bit of time on this.

‘Cause if you tried to bring that in carry-on, the airline would try to make you buy a full-priced ticket for the extra passenger.

It won’t bother him, though. His latest SCOTUS pick has strong opinions on suing el Presidente. He can expect to have them all summarily dismissed after confirmation.

Given the person being driven, I’d go with “sorta rhymes with dullard”.