Terrible terrible thing, no question. But, his judgment has to be questioned - diving off an active wharf in the middle of the night? I assume alcohol was prominently involved. Sorry for your loss.

I've been out — OUT! — on tempeh for so long that maybe it's time to give it another try with this recipe. It's one of those things that I know is good for you and all that, but I just haven't been able to make it in a way that I enjoy. Thanks!

I feel like I can never distinguish between Beck's, Heineken and Rolling Rock - they all have that stale skunky taste that remind me of when we were cash-flush and bought "good beer" in college.

I used to pretend to go to sleep, then stuff a towel under my door so my mother wouldn't see the light from the TV when she came up to go to sleep herself. I played a LOT of video games on mute.

Isn't it possible that microwave sales have gone nowhere in a long time because they are remarkably reliable machines, and most of us already have one? My parents had the same microwave for over 20 years, and the only reason they got rid of it was because they re-did the kitchen and wanted one to hang over the range…

This is very sound advice. My wife has little experience cooking, and little interest in learning - before we moved in together she would just saute a chicken breast and eat it with lettuce/tomato/cuke and brown rice, usually 4-5 nights a week. When we moved in together, she knew that I like to cook and has…

I had a recipe for pesto that involved throwing a jalapeno in, and I've never made it any other way since (or habanero or Italian hot pepper or whatever's on hand). Adds just a little bit of heat that enhances everything else. In fact last night we ate out and my wife had a pesto dish and commented that she missed…

Fucking Long Island, always thinking you do things differently.

I think you're mixing him up with someone else. Merloni was a utility infielder who ended his career (yes, with the Indians) in 2006.

Oh my GOD yes. The "I don't really watch TV"/"I cancelled my cable and just have Hulu and Netflix and Amazon Prime" crowd can eat a dick. I'd ruin the outcome of games on ESPN for them if any of them actually cared.

Even D1 on the East coast only has 12.6 schollys to spread around...

Isn't that the joke?

With you 100%. A bunch of friends and I bought it on a whim at a bachelor party trip last year and declared it a top-notch beach beer.

FYI, you have a picture of Jack's Abby Leisure Time Lager (where T.Joe's Name Tag should be). Jack's Abby is a small craft brewer in Framingham, MA that is anything but a "cheap American beer"!

Destroying the security system looks bad. Being caught on camera shooting a man in the back of the head looks worse.

I desperately hope you follow this "story" to whatever conclusion it reaches.

YUP. Tastes great, but resist the temptation to stick your head over the saucepan and take a good whiff. Tear gas city baby.

I actually like most of these playlists because they are full of music I listened to in my early 20s. (ten years ago)

This article is faulty because it is all centered around a premise mostly summed up in this line:

On another note, "parody" Twitter accounts (see @FillWerrell, @ItsWillyFerrell) are just the worst.