Perhaps Carolina can trade for Jack Johnson; Karmanos can be a surrogate father.

Fuck Peter Karmanos

Supreme Benevolent Leader Of The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’s Faithful and Fearless Poultry Chosen By God

Air Koryo: Ilyushins of Grandeur!

Usually you only see a predator overreact like that if Chris Hansen is in the room.

Wow memegenerator is exactly as quality as I would expect

“Syracuse Crunch” sounds like a candy bar with a chocolatey outside and an inside filled with hopelessness and regret.

FACT: ABOTED FETUSES ARE THE PRIMARY INGREDIENT IN SPAM. DO YOU WANT TO FORCE EVERYONE TO EAT SPAM? WAIT, YOU DO? DAMN, YOU ARE ONE SICK PIECE OF SHIT.

To be fair, nobody gives a flying fuck about the Chiefs even though they’re a likely wild card team, while the Panthers are 10-1 and Super Bowl bound barring any catastrophes.

That’s some high quality legal advice there, telling people in a legal proceeding to destroy evidence. You left out the part about stashing community property offshore to keep it out of reach of the spouse, though.

fighting GAMEcocks... go Cocks!

Probably best they didn’t take Gronk’s suggestion of the Fighting Sioux Flays.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

oversexed, arrogant, and a danger to kids.

Just change Europe to USA and Muslims to Irish and you could easily imagine this comment is from 1840.

Oooo! Oooo! I know this one! Hairdresser:

If I owned a bakery...

I disagree. Getting forcibly pushed back by a 54 year old man is not a good look for a strength coach.