I thought Musburger was with CBS?

I award you all the points

This was perfect while I sipped my coffee and surveyed the winter wonderland out my window....

Thats gonna be one hell of a scar...

I had a belt buckle that was pretty good for this.

This is spot on. No doubt he was feeling heat from the community but ultimately it would be unethical to indict Winston without sufficient cause evidence.

go cocks

My alma mater, Furman, is gonna find out on Saturday. I've been describing the Bison to non-FCS folks as "the Alabama of FCS".

missing a decimal point here...

There is a fine line between competitive aggression and this sort of violent rage. You would think a physical contact sport like football would offer plenty of opportunites to legally and safely hit people and let that out.

I insist on pronouncing this "Macon"

doh kinja'd

The rear end looks as though it is not amused...

Afterwards, the defender told reporters: "It all happened in a Golden Flash"

Meow...

wow. much british. so motoring.