Last time i read RARE isn't making the game.. Double Helix is

Ryse?

"My name is Quickius Timeius Eventius, commander of the Armies of the Xbone, General of the Xbot Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Don Mattrick. Father to a murdered Family Sharing Policy, husband to a murdered DRM Policy. And I will have my vengeance, in this Console Generation or the next."

Well crap. I put some finishing touches on it and everything. You are a rat bastard, Owen.

*looks over at dresser drawer, wherein his deck has lain for these many years since high school* Sometimes... in the middle of the night... I can hear the drums... the drums of the duel...

0x10c? It got cancelled. It's not being community developed.

"HUUUUHHHRH, PewDiePie is the worst thing ever! I'd rather watch Machinima all day"

I don't really like pewdiepie but some people seem to think he is Hitler. I guess it's the classical case of "stop liking something I don't". I don't get why people even bother actively hating something like this.

The Pewdiepie haters are a thousand times more obnoxious than his fan base, and a hundred times more pathetic.

Ok, I've tried watching this guy a couple of times. Are there particular videos that are actually... entertaining?

Sports sims. I'm totally fine playing the arcade style sports games and quite enjoy them but the more accurate sim games hold no fun for me.

Are you talking about the food, or the hot waitresses?

I'm glad that some countries still have arcades. Especially in impoverished 3rd world countries. Its a nice escape for kids to just enjoy themselves a little and forget about the problems of life. Living in the states, one wouldn't realize just how bad kids around the world really have it until they've actually been…

Question of the day: Do you play with subtitles on?

Well, I won't be sleeping tonight.

Here's our video review.

She is a fucking idiot, I wouldn't be surprised if she bought her degree. (that happens you know)

They can't remember.

*Knock Knock*

"Who's there?"

"Hello, sir. Could you give us a minute of your time so we can talk to you about FREEDOM?"

I know what it is. I was joking about how Homer is a stupid jerk now.