I never, I mean NEVER, type “LOL” unless I actually laugh out loud (and even then I do it very rarely).

I don’t know man...people have different links to different teams for different reasons. I don’t bash someone for a sports cry because you never know what their lives have put them through and maybe the Browns are Bill’s one escape from a listless life.

Bernie Kosar: [puts down brown-bagged whiskey bottle] I forgot all about prostitutes.

Not religious, but “By Jesus’ power at work within us, the best is STILL yet to come. Even when I don’t see it, I believe it to be true.” is a really powerful statement.

The husband just released this statement. I’m just about in tears because he seems so genuinely NICE and in love with her:

It is pretty messed up that they would air the documentary without his consent.

+1 for saying what I imagine a lot of people think, myself included. I had always thought about just a full body X ray, but I can see how your idea would be superior.

+1 Abraham Lincoln

Kevin McHale’s body structure fascinates me. I wouldn’t mind seeing him naked.

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

Yeah, I hope that if I end up in a situation like that, someone would be willing to help me out with an “assisted suicide.” Even if it’s just taking a ton a painkillers until my brain shuts down.

I think people can have unrealistic expectations for brain injury patients. While a range of recovery is possible, brain cells don’t regenerate themselves- when they’re gone, they’re gone.

I’m sure he won’t be a bust. It’s not like he’s a first round pick of the Browns.

“I am.”

Oh man, a soccer players aren't tough joke. Thank god you are here to share your wit with us.