Northeast Ohioian and Tribe fan here. You can probably guess by my avatar name where I stand on this, but it’s worth saying that that Cleveland needs to start to seriously consider that Wahoo is as cursed as he is racist.

The inevitable contact-high one gets from breathing in Athens also makes it also probably makes it pretty hard to care too much about push-up form.

In light of this, is it all possible the NCAA will (or can they) revisit their decision to un-vacate FuckPa’s wins?

Ear worm. Fucking ear worm.

Listen to this jingle and try to get it out of your head. I dare you!

Yes. Since the artists had to go by description, they must have interpreted the description in terms of animals they knew.

LED’s are certainly more energy efficient than incandescents and that’s a wonderful thing. However, when it comes to theatrical lighting, I absolutely hate LED lights. Being forced to work with them makes me want to scream. They look harsh, and (more importantly) cannot smoothly fade out— When connected to a dimmer…

“But, like, we’ll still get to shoot unarmed adults 137 times, right?”

Does anyone else imagine Dear Leader getting down to Rhythm Nation?

Ah, good ol’ Randall Park Mall: where you would estimate the amount of time you had to shop by how long you thought it would take someone to break into your car. Memories.

If you take his stupid statement as evidence of Bill O’Neill’s tendency to indulge in logical fallacies, then realize that the decisions he makes actually impacts people’s lives, it’s almost impossible not to be terrified.

It always feels like Manning is a really cranky guy trying to pretend to get along with Underwood and Underwood is just doing his best not to piss off Manning.

This fucking week! Now I have to say good things about the Warriors? God damnit.

“ARE YOU RAZZING ME, MOTHERFUCKER? I WILL ASPHYXIATE YOU IN THE SKIN FOLDS OF MY GUNT!”

Point taken. Maybe “gave” isn’t the best word, and yes he made one of the most clutch shots of all time. But before LeBron came back, when Kyrie was I the guy on the Cavs, how competitive were they? They never made the playoffs. Kyrie certainly contributed heavily to the championship, but along with the Earth being…

Kyrie disappointed me. I’d always liked him: he is talented unquestionably talented and seemed like a good guy. However, it’s hard to understate that 1) ego can make you do incredibly stupid things and 2) young guys can have ego by the boatload. It doesn’t take much to see how stupid it really is to leave a team…

Unfortunately, I’m not a baseball...but there was once a time (sigh).

Admittedly, in music production I like to speed up the playback around 2.5% (and I’m by no means the only person who does this). It energizes the track a little and the half-step rise in pitch sweetens the sound.

“Rience, here’s my two-weeks notice. Tell Don I’d like my soul back from the jar he keeps on his desk.”