LeBron actually had to slow down because he was going to run past Bradley. If the guy chasing you down has to take a few stutter steps to keep from physically running you over, you’re irredeemably fucked.

In my daydream LeBron celebrates the dunk by dick-kicking Green into San Francisco Bay.

Thank you. Didn’t know if the term was too esoteric to use.

Losing to Pitt makes a better case for committing honor-suicide than going to the playoffs.

You lost to Pitt.

If glorifying a child-rapist enabler can’t shame a team, losing to Pitt probably won’t either.

“Brandon Bell flattens Bart Houston for a sack! I haven’t seen anyone involved with Penn State’s defense move that fast since Jerry Sandusky chased a school bus... I’m sorry; I’m bad at talking.” —Gus Johnson

WE ARE 10-2!

I see grey and would call it “slate grey,” which has a bluish tint.

After some more thought, I feel like I should amend my above statement. Yes, Democrats and neoliberals ignoring working class regions did tip the election, but not because it caused blue-collar voters to vote for Trump. Of course, there was a huge turn-out in the deplorable vote and those were voters who cast their…

“My name’s Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, these are my friends, and we’re going to protect the shit out of you against cobras.”

Putin’s hand smells terrible afterwards, but he’s got him broken-in and the fit is like an orange, leathery glove.

MLK Jr is just staring in revulsion; Lincoln too ashamed to watch.

This article is an example of why it’s going to be a long fucking 8 years. It’s one thing to say that the bulk of Trump voters are wealthier than most, however it doesn’t discount that a number of working class whites who felt alienated the Democratic Party switched their voted for Trump in numbers large enough to…

That’s what I keep telling myself. It didn’t stop me from having an unusually bad panic attack about 20 minutes ago, but that’s what I keep telling myself.

Ref: “What’s this 2nd Tom Brady doing here?”

Eddie Vedder can be happy that he gets to see the Cubs lose a World Series before he dies.

The Indians bullpen coach Jason Bere.

Kluber is a cold-blooded murderer.  

We could call him “C.K.” and say it stands for “Cold-blooded Killer.”