Inspirational Quote:

...And make sure the person who actually says it is a registered Republican. Lamestream media and their PC reality-bias!

Penn State just had an unusually quick response to a potential child predator. http://time.com/4517709/penn-state-clown-hunt/

http://www.theonion.com/article/national-weather-service-dont-go-surfing-unless-yo-51452

Is anyone else thinking this might be a really poorly imagined promo for the Juggalo Gathering?

Trump supporters: 2016 most glaring example of Hunter Thompson’s “New Dumb.”

My friend got his hands on a ww2-era National Co. - RAO-7 radio, cannibalized the guts and turned it into a custom guitar amp. Did some recording with that amp and I absolutely adore it.

Anyone know how to make a violin sound like a viola?

I don’t know. Something’s going on with Trump’s sniffing. Someone should look into it.

Damn! The Force was strong with that one.

Here’s hoping the nanoswimmers are stainless steel or titanium instead of something ferromagnetic. Otherwise an MRI seems like it could turn into a nightmare death by a thousand micro punctures if (for some reason) a patient forgot they had the bots in their body and teensy little metal projectiles suddenly came…

In 2016 SEC means “Second Echelon Conference.”

Are we absolutely certain this isn’t Brian Wilson in an Eagles jersey?

Going to suggest we trim the name a bit more and call Guaranteed Rate Field “Gunt Field.”

OH, BOB SAGET!!

Right! I keep having to shell out my hard earned dollars to pay for the fucking fire department and my house has never once burned! Goddamn free loaders.

The greatest film ever made?

“Two-bits, four-bits...uh...shit... —GO GATORS!”

Compulsory.

I actually have a “Black Dimond” copy of Beauty and the Beast VHS. Not expecting anything to come of it. But with nothing to lose, why not see what happens?