RetireWahoo
RetireWahoo
RetireWahoo

Inspirational Quote:

...And make sure the person who actually says it is a registered Republican. Lamestream media and their PC reality-bias!

Is anyone else thinking this might be a really poorly imagined promo for the Juggalo Gathering?

Trump supporters: 2016 most glaring example of Hunter Thompson’s “New Dumb.”

I don’t know. Something’s going on with Trump’s sniffing. Someone should look into it.

Damn! The Force was strong with that one.

In 2016 SEC means “Second Echelon Conference.”

Are we absolutely certain this isn’t Brian Wilson in an Eagles jersey?

Going to suggest we trim the name a bit more and call Guaranteed Rate Field “Gunt Field.”

OH, BOB SAGET!!

Right! I keep having to shell out my hard earned dollars to pay for the fucking fire department and my house has never once burned! Goddamn free loaders.

“Two-bits, four-bits...uh...shit... —GO GATORS!”

Wow! The “hey” is something that I’ve actually noticed after sex. Oddly enough, in my experience, the genders were inverted. As a straight male, I’ve been “hey’d” enough times that it has actually’s made me wonder. My internal thought after returning the post-coitus “hey” eventually became “aren’t we a little past

This is a 30-screenplay I wrote in response to Trump’s comment. Is anybody out there good with video editing? If so, would you please make this and share it. (Sorry about the weird formatting.)

...PARTICULARLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE AN M.D. FROM HARVARD MED AND SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BETTER! Either Jill Stein is a complete quack as a physician, or she is pandering to the loons. One way or another, it’s disgusting.

I’m sorry I couldn’t star this more than once.

The visitor locker room at Oracle must smell amazing right now.