Payback for the Shot of 1989.
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Biggest assist of his life.
At least this angle takes care of his double-chin.
I want to start a college fund for the children of the guy who pissed on Modell’s grave.
Oh, yes it does. I’m an actor and do a lot of work in classical theatre. My Great Lakes accent was one of the hardest things to kill. The only thing that did it is the fact I went to conservatory 2000 miles from where I grew up. When I go back home, I can hear it clear as day coming from nearly everyone I meet (even…
Oh, God, yes!
Waiting for Franchise QB: a Nihilist Cleveland Browns Play.
ACT I
At rise: along side I-77 two hobos, DIDI and GOGO, wearing orange and brown bowler hats wait by a bare tree. JIMMY HASLEM enters.
HASLEM: Mr. Franchise QB wishes to tell you he regrets he could not meet you. But will arrive tonight.
(HASLEM exits.)
DIDI:…
Pettine is right to hate Manziel with every fiber of his being. I’m sure what Pettine is really pissed off about is the fact Johnny told the team “it might be an older video” when they asked him about it. This team is screwed no matter who starts, so Pettine might as well make the decision that doesn’t enable the…
I have a feeling Manziel’s benching has more to do with the fact he told the team “it’s an older video” when they asked him about it than the fact he was drinking.
I feel for Pettine. I believe he’s actually a decent coach and this year’s digression has more to do with with the utter disfunction in the organization brought on by Browns’ toxic front office than his skills as a coach.
Can we call it Brown Out?
The little bundles of joy shall be named “Diabetes” and “Angina.”
Watching that blocked FG was like watching Red Right 88 all over again if Red Right 88 had happened at the end of a completely inconsequential game between two horrible teams.
Very nice of ESPN to do Browns vs Ravens and help their parent company get higher ratings for the Charlie Brown Christmas 50th Anniversary.
The Johnny Manziel benching segment is the most depressing Monday Night Countdown piece I have ever seen. After watching, I don’t want to watch a game, I want to hug every person in Cleveland and cry with them.
Ranking the Browns QBs since 1999 is like making a list of the greatest colon polyp types and determining the best is the one that doesn’t make you shit blood.
Hoping Ted Turner’s lawyers respond with something along the lines of
“Sex maniac Charlie Sheen not only bedded porn stars, groupies, call girls and strippers — he also slept with transsexuals and men!” Christ, Radar Online, you sound like one of the antagonists in The Normal Heart.