Mozgov is not cocksucker!

Absolutely. In the replay it’s pretty obvious that he pushes off and jumps toward Bridgewater after he goes into the slide.

This made me sick. When Bridgewater gets hit, his left arm raises up in the classic “fencing sign.” That’s a red alert for a concussion and an injury to the brainstem.

This is terrifying. Nicely done!

Looking at this from an epidemiological point of view, the types of injuries we’re seeing, rather than the overall number of injuries we’re seeing, could be indicative of something.

The History Channel was right!

Certainly not US military personnel at an American base located in the UK...and you’d also have a hell of a time explaining to them the concept of an “air force.”

Noted.

Red Right 88, The Fumble, The Drive...

Harbaugh unleashes his diabolical plot to kill the entire Ohio State student body by making them laugh themselves to death.

GO BLEW (IT)!

Bevo probably figured a 2-4 opening was a sign the season wasn’t worth living through.

Amateurs. This is how you throw bottles at a game!

If the reports from TMZ and E! are correct, he’s likely in bad shape. My mom’s a doctor (obviously, she didn’t examine Odom, so all of this is generally speaking). According to mom, if he’s on life support, it probably means he stopped breathing and still can’t do so on his own. That’s serious.

Cleveland guy here. 2014: “I’m coming home.”

Four-seamed temporal lobotomy.

WHOOO-HOO! NO LONGER DEAD LAST IN THE AFC NORTH! (This honestly feels like an accomplishment.)

“I’d like to thank everyone who didn’t finish their antibiotic regimens as prescribed and helped contribute to the evolution of drug resistant bacteria like MRSA. You did it guys!” —Daniel Fells

Mach diamonds; pretty, shinny Mach diamonds.

My great grandfather brought back some souvenirs from France during the First World War. They included the outer casing of a type of German hand grenade called a “kugel,” a German bayonet ...and an unexploded artillery shell that turned out to still be live. (Apparently, what qualified as an acceptable gift for your…