Harbaugh unleashes his diabolical plot to kill the entire Ohio State student body by making them laugh themselves to death.

GO BLEW (IT)!

Thank you for saying this! The fetishization of science-only-for-practicality’s-sake is something I find frustrating because it’s symptomatic of intellectual nearsightedness. Granted, we’re stuck in a culture that values results over exploration, but it’s worth noting that research driven by curiosity tends to be the…

Bevo probably figured a 2-4 opening was a sign the season wasn’t worth living through.

Amateurs. This is how you throw bottles at a game!

If the reports from TMZ and E! are correct, he’s likely in bad shape. My mom’s a doctor (obviously, she didn’t examine Odom, so all of this is generally speaking). According to mom, if he’s on life support, it probably means he stopped breathing and still can’t do so on his own. That’s serious.

Cleveland guy here. 2014: “I’m coming home.”

Four-seamed temporal lobotomy.

WHOOO-HOO! NO LONGER DEAD LAST IN THE AFC NORTH! (This honestly feels like an accomplishment.)

“I’d like to thank everyone who didn’t finish their antibiotic regimens as prescribed and helped contribute to the evolution of drug resistant bacteria like MRSA. You did it guys!” —Daniel Fells

Mach diamonds; pretty, shinny Mach diamonds.

My great grandfather brought back some souvenirs from France during the First World War. They included the outer casing of a type of German hand grenade called a “kugel,” a German bayonet ...and an unexploded artillery shell that turned out to still be live. (Apparently, what qualified as an acceptable gift for your…

It feels strange saying this, but the above situation is clearly a rare case where the cops didn’t taser someone enough.

Thanks! In all honesty, I’m a sound designer and this took about 10 minutes to throw together.

National treasure.

Inspired by your comment to make this.

It’s interesting that Charon is large enough to be round, but small enough that you can see the topographical irregularities contrasted against the horizon.

This sounds like something my father the engineer would say. Thing this is, pure utilitarianism as grounds for evaluating knowledge tends to lead to small thinking, and this intellectual blindspot is nothing new. (Sorry, Dad!)

David Fincher has optioned the rights to make it into a movie, but the project is stuck in development hell.

This picture of the kid standing in front of the burning shanties is haunting.