RetireWahoo
RetireWahoo
RetireWahoo

Well, it’s been an incredible ride. If anybody needs me, I’ll be in the basement punching the cinderblock walls and crying.

For Mark Johnson, this behavior actually seems fairly reasonable compared to his typical pseudoscientific global warming denial rants.

Elyria kid here. Grew up there and, yeah it’s depressing. Still, it’s a nice place to go for getting out of New York for a week or so in the summer.

“Hmm, the team we’re facing in the Finals is depending on sheer determination to win, and appear to somehow be actually pulling it off. You know what would be a great idea? Doing something to inspire a rage in their best player that will transform his already pitbull-like tenacity into a fanaticism so intense it would

Grit Squad: here we go.

Baller.

If you need any further evidence if what a poisonous influence Eugene Landy was on Brian Wilson, check out the song “Smart Girls” off Sweet Insanity, the album Landy (for some reason) produced.

Was he grey yet in the 80’s?

I cannot wait to see this!

I can still see the life-sized orange, blue, and black uniformed Brad Daugherty cutout in my 7th grade homeroom.

Gentlemen, the bar has been raised.

I fully agree, but still wanted to point it out in case somebody’s curiosity gets the better of them.

The Mossberg 500 is something that I’m also more than happy to endorse for the price.

To be honest, prosecuting these guys for fraud isn’t nearly enough. These guys need to be charged with aiding crimes against humanity. I use the term crimes against humanity without the slightest bit of hyperbole. I mean crimes against humanity in its most literal, naked sense.

“Uh, Dave….Dave—Whoa! I know in the past I might have indicated I enjoy novel experiences— riding in the car, smelling new things, and the like—but this... Oh, God, I’m gunna fall! DAVE, WHAT THE HELL, MAN? Damnit! This is worse than the time you tried to make me walk across that small, grated storm-drain cover.”

Looks like this time it’s going to be to the Pacific!

This is astonishing. This is beyond under regulation and beyond callous negligence. This is what happens when workers lives are treated as a disposable commodity: literal slavery. The lives of these men—dying by the hundreds, and on track to become thousands—is cheaper for Qatar to replace than the labor they provide.

Damn, LeBron, last dude from Ohio anyone saw fuck up Atlanta that badly was this guy.

If you’re not a heavy drinker (fewer than 3 a day), you might be able to get away with it. The thing about NSAIDs like ibuprofen and aspirin is that when it comes to your liver, they’re actually pretty mild. However, you need to be cautious about bleeding in your stomach and intestines.

Did you also know jet fuel can't melt steel?