This is actually pretty compelling...and it means...(sigh)...I'm going to have to defend the Patriots. Goddamnitsomuch.

Being covered in poop is gross enough when it is you own. When it belongs to a total stranger ...Oh...oh boy...just...ugh...

Now that you've said it, I can't unsee it.

Speaking as someone who just busted his ass finishing an MFA as a librettist: fuck Lincoln Center in general and the audience base at the Met in particular. Opera, as a medium, is dying and it's the ivory tower "fortress of the arts" attitude that Met audiences exemplify that is killing it. For the longest time I…

Could this be photographic evidence supporting the actual existence of blumpkins?

When not even your morbidly obese guardian angel save you from your own shitty self-preseveration instincts, your time left on Earth might be measurable in weeks.

When are white leaders going to speak up and renounce this culture of violence in their community?

LOL! "Air has mass," whateves. Everyone since Ptolemy has known that air is not a physical substance, but is part of the immaterial ether that holds the Sun in its celestial sphere as it orbits around there Earth. Take your blasphemy elsewhere, vile heretic!

I was disappointed to find the headline "one-handed punter catch" was referring to a catch made by a punter using only one hand instead of a catch made by a punter possessing only one hand.

Apparently their customers hate these guys these guys too. Bad review, after bad review going back to at least 2012. http://www.dealerrater.com/dealer/F-R-Aut…

You know a tournament has high standards to uphold when its title evokes images of garbage.

You're right. This was an embarrassing academic scandal and at this point Jones could only hope to get into a PhD program at Arkansas.

OSU? You mean that team that just beat the High School of Alabama 42-35 in the semifinal? Lecture me some more about how the Big Ten can't compete.

Huh. The SEC fans were right, the BCS system benefited overrated, mediocre teams that wouldn't be able to compete in a playoff system: SEC teams.

A visual metaphor for the rest of the game:

Since this is Urban Meyer, there's a good chance he's just having a stroke.

Good call!

It's also worth mentioning that one of the Heisman winner's favorite targets is now ineligible.

Damn, I could really benefits form a little proofreading.