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Playing on LDS— NBA: bad. MLB: pitch perfect game. http://deadspin.com/5819880/the-lo…

Still less so than Kyrie's "IRA Forever!" shirt.

Not making excuses for Hoyer—To be sure, he's has defiantly fizzled out, and don't think starting Manziel is a bad idea. However, it's hard to pin the Browns' swoon on Hoyer alone. The defense has been an abomination (particularly against the run) and don't get me started on Billy…

Cue the red-faced old man in a tricorn hat and "don't tread on me" t-shirt saying Lauten's first amendment rights are being trampled.

Given Roorda's record of lying and falsifying records, I'm deeply suspicious of the SLPOA's motives and baffled as to why the SLPOA would allow a crook like Roorda to speak for the organization: a dirty cop is never a good public advocate for legitimacy police officers' authority.

Let's home Cardale Jones actually came to play QB, because he already told the planet he ain't come to play school.

Brilliant! I have nothing to add.

They'll probably do more than any SEC valedictorian will.

Hey, remember when the Pistons were good?

Why would someone do this to their child? Think of a heroin addict. Let's say that heroin addict is a person you love. Most people reasonable people would expect you to see their addiction as a disease. Hopefully you would encourage that person to get help for their illness without judgment. However, you would find…

Not even the Tallahassee Police Department will be able to help them get out of this trouble.

Steroids are know to inhibit the growth of connective tissue.

Upon hearing he won, Kluber cracked a half-grin and in a mild voice said "pretty cool" thus showing his greatest display of emotion ever.

There is almost no chance that the desire to claim moral high-ground is the real issue. What the investigation revealed about Incognito is going to be the kiss of death for his career: behavior that is damaging to a team. Teams now see Baby Huey Incognito as too much of a risk.

Overeard at the Eagles' Deep Purple cover band rehearsal: Dude, you're not listening. Smoke on the Water goes "Cock cock coooock. Cock cock cock-coooock. Cock cock coooock. Cock cock-cock. (rest for two counts)" You're adding two cock punches where you should be resting.

Speaking as a man from a Buckeye family, never in my most depraved fever dreams could I imagine getting choked up over a Wolverine succeeding in any sport, yet here I am.

Come on, lose to one of the worst teams in the NFL with dignity.

Sure, the Browns stomp the Bengals and suddenly the kid is on the Hawkins bandwagon. What a fair-weather fan!