I propose MLB institutes what I shall call the "Darryl Strawberry " rule: each player must do a bump of blow per inning.

Keep your opinions about Browns games and children to yourself! My dad and I had our first genuine father-son moment in the old Dawg Pound after we both puked from shotgunning a twelve-case of Coors on my 11th birthday.

"Couldn't ask for a better bye-week." —Browns fans

Let's see how chill you can be when you have to sample the roids you mainline into your players.

"I REGRET NOTH—-(hrumph!)"

In their defense, they've always been hit or miss. Producing an entire episode in one week, from writing the first draft to the broadcast, is a mind-boggling feat. It ensures their topical stuff is always current, but, it also means there's hardly time to revise anything. Unevenness is the price of the way they work.

When it comes to 5th generation fighters, I get that we want them to be carrier capable. But, why are we dumping so much cash into the developing the F-35 when the F-22 already works and has a stronger performance envelope? Wouldn't it be easier to retrofit F-22s with catapult tow bars and tail hooks? Am I missing…

Trick plays are the best! In 1993, for my 12th birthday, my parents took me to a Browns game and we sat in the old, Municipal Stadium Dawg Pound—It was heaven. I got beer spilled on me and my parents let me chant "asshole" at the Dolphins (They wouldn't let me throw stuff, though I did high-five a guy who nailed a…

"Jameis, dude, you're acting really immature." —Maurice Clarett

Yeah, Mizzou sure kicked the shit out of that weak ass Big Te...Oh. Fuck.

Ohio State lost to Virginia Tech, Michigan State lost to Oregon. No disclaimer is necessary.

Remember a couple years ago when there was the backlash against artists like Lana Del Ray for using their/their parents' wealth to promote their meager talent, and people like Mackelmore got called out for writing about topics beyond their realm of experience? I'm sure glad that's over.

It's amazing he walked away. Helmets and neck-restraints are great, but the inertia in a situation like that has to be insane. Going very fast to perfectly still in a fraction of a second still means all that energy has to go somewhere. Protection or no, the human body has trouble with stasis changes happening that…

LA School Crossing Guard: I SAID CROSSING ON THE GREEN, NOT IN BETWEEN, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

A unique instance of a pair of men where the one wearing an acid washed denim suit jacket can walk away the more dignified of the two.

It's a shame the NFL doesn't have a bigger presence in France. Those cats know how to fire a motherfucker.

Goodell needs to resign. This whole clusterfuck illustrates that he is either a callous sociopath, an embarrassingly incompetent dimwit, or both.

Would settle for his resignation/firing, but I'm actually hoping for something along these lines...

The NFL's handling of this, from start to finish has been appalling and Goodell, as commissioner, is ultimately responsible. To be clear, there are plenty of heads that should roll for this, but Goodell's must the first in the basket. His actions have shown that he is either morally bankrupt or shamefully…