1. The other guy started it. (No one has ever started a bar fight in the history of bar fights.)

Having dealt with a million bar fights over the years, I 100% guarantee he said one of the following after the fight:

So you’re saying he’s a Pats fan?

So you’re saying he’s overqualified to represent Pats fans?

I’m a Pats fan and this just embarasses me. We need to get back to what real football should be about: pelting Goodell’s Maine home with poop-filled paper bags, not filing frivilous lawsuits.

So! The plaintiffs’ attorney, Seth T. Carey. You guys can help with this, but so far I found that he was suspended from practicing law for six month for what the Maine Supreme Judicial Court described as “a lack of fundamental skills, competencies, and preparation in trial work in general, and criminal defense in…

Bottom of the 6th. Back in the seats

“...fucking dumb elitists!

Yankee Power!”

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

Damn it, Raphael, you are a major symbol of the steroid era. Please stay away from baseball!

Being ensconced in a protective shell is a perfect metaphor for the Yankees’ premium ticket policies.

They’re North Carolina white people. They want to go home and get busy. Just like they did when they were 11.

I actually agree with this hot taek. I had Jordan SI and Nike posters top to bottom in my 8th grade bedroom, and tonight I rooted for Nova solely to see MJ eat some shit.

Yasmine Bleeth looks like shit.

Enjoyable comment, bro.

Feel like Jordan should definitely upgrade to the waterproof S7

Mulaney blew my mind with that. I too had no idea that had changed. (That is such a great special - the story about the boss in the rain slays me.)

I’ll always star John Mulaney

Fun fact: At Yankee games there is a designated part of each game where fans stand up, say “peace be with you” to all the people around them, and discuss how much they paid for their respective tickets.