So... why don’t they just give Boise State the win?

What’s stopping them from correcting the outcome of this game? Pride?

So did they post this video thinking it proved them right, not realizing that it actually proved them dead wrong?

wow dark

I'm assuming that you consulted with Professor Oak?

Magikarp probably tastes delicious (thus high rank) I remember really wanting to eat one as a kid and I’ve never been a big fish fan.

The very idea of a man-made Pokemon is cool as fuck, and everything Porygon can turn into is also cool as fuck.

um no we used pokemon science to determine this list

Why Porygon exactly? Is it just the allure of that price at the Game Corner? I totally agree with Gengar, Mew is one of my favorite legendaries, and how come Blastoise is so far down the list even below Charmander?

But he doesn’t have 2 socks. Makes you wonder...

Well shit. No sense even trying now. Have you’re damn +1

Took me at least three reads to conclude that he was talking about his kids, not (a) about a threesome or (b) maintaining a few girls on the side.

Ignore Kobe’s sex advice and go 0 for 3. Take Kobe’s sex advice and go 0 for 16.

“Put it in her ass so she can’t file a paternity suit.”

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

Kinda hilarious considering Kobe only has 2 daughters himself.

He just self-actualized all over the floor.

I don’t know... 6'7", 6'8"?

I kind of want to see a Cheech-and-Chong-style buddy comedy with him and Bill Walton.