No. NBA players aren’t stupid. They want to go somewhere where they can win. Yes, recruiting is important in an environment where any good player can get a max offer from several teams, but a lot of players aren’t going to let where they go be dictated by relationships that aren’t backed up by Ws. Has he shown the…

“...and me and Jake spitroasted your girlfriend while you were visiting your parents.”

17 year spoiler alert ftw

When it came out a video I was telling a friend at school I was going to rent it and this asshole behind me was like he’s dead the whole time. My friend shhhh’d him and the asshole said something like nobody likes Bruce Willis anyways...ruined the whole flick for me.

I think you’re mainly hiring him to be one of the most connected men in basketball (which he absolutely is) to be a team builder/facilitator/ consigliere — basically, what Pat Riley is to the Heat.

nice shoehorn. you win.

Dude! I was going to watch Sixth Sense for the very first time tonight. Thanks a lot.

Holy shit I was literally laughing at these two comments and then saw your display name and I spit Strawberry Banana V8 Fusion all over my iPad. +1

Quick story!

+1 sale into white slavery.

I had to travel and hour and a half to see it on IMAX. Had something else going on there so I shoehorned the viewing in.

This sticker is obstructive and dangerous but I do love Fig Newtons - Ricky Bobby

Annoyingly, the closest flat IMAX screen to me is in Reading, Massachusetts. In a damn furniture store!

This has nothing to do with the troll, but had to say (because I am late to the game) that if you haven’t seen it in IMAX 3D, and have the opportunity to, do it. Holy cow. I am jealous of my wife and son because their first viewing was this format. I don’t know if I can watch any of the others any other way for their…

Don’t worry about karma, guys. This guy wrecked his car shortly after the picture was taken due to the extensive spoilers written on the front windshield.

Fitting we crown a new Troll King, as the Goblin King just passed away.

That’s the difference between Calipari (and Pitino, for that matter) and someone like Brad Stevens. It’s one thing to recruit and rig the game in your favor. It’s quite another to make chicken salad out of chicken shit and damn near win a title.

I really don’t understand why a pro team would hire him, considering his major competitive advantage doesn’t translate to the pro game.

“I’m concern about taking so much money,” said Caliparli. “Or at least that much money above the table.”

Of all the Nets things the Nets could do, I think this would be the Netsiest.