It’s good to be back, here’s hoping I remember to say 2016 next time.

Probably not unless Cowherd is a Timelord. My dad was saying that shit in the early 90’s and I know he didn’t make it up either.

Because it’s an excuse to watch Ken Griffey Jr’s perfect swing on loop.

idk man. I think you should go for back-to-back-to-back good Kinja

‘Jamokes’

Was it Cowherd who coined the phrase “It’s called the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Very Good” (or possibly shamelessly stole it from The M Zone)? Douchebags like Noble should acknowledge their influences. He never could have been as big a jackass as he is had he not stood on the shoulders of jackasses.

Just in case we needed another reason to vote Griffey in:

I’m shutting it down. I’ll never peak higher than this.

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

“Now this is a looped video that will get results.”

Why does Deadspin give into the demands of terrorists?

Here at Deadspin, we like to be helpful when we can, and so we have created this loop video—also known as a “GIF”—of Griffey’s swing for Noble.

Can we bump this into the main article?

Look at this lustrous coat. How much shinier do you need it to be?

......I’ll be in my bunk.

!!!!

Holy shit....

+1 super hot Super Bowl outburst

Why won’t they feed Tom Brady tomatoes? It’ll make his coat shiny.

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.