Is this all in my head?

She can use the same letter! Just change the recipient.

You mock, but it’s very likely that Jennifer is actually a cat that’s very hungry for hamburgers.

This needs to be done with all of the refereeing lowlights, but maybe that would be too long.

Yes, the Tuesday after the Final Four is typically a slow news day in sports.

If you do not realize the opportunity you has infront of you to play for Coach K

“You have to respect his commitment to Brand”

I assume Ms. Taylor has already revised her form letter for Jahlil Okafor.

You will not be considered part of the Duke family, in my mind as well as many others. You have by no means proved yourself worthy of that title.

I remember preparing a strongly-worded retort to Brand but my roommate was on the phone so I couldn’t get on AOL.

I’ll never forget the animated discussion this provoked on alt.hate-duke.sports.die.die.die

I like college basketball more than the pros because the refs call traveling. They even call it when it doesn’t happen!

This looks like Jimmy Fallon doing an Adam Morrison impression

You got that James Dean, slick back, crazy european fucker look in your EYE !

I’m disappointed it wasn’t a supercut of all of Duke’s wins.

Reddit users can get Insider just fine. It’s just that nobody lets them get Insider for free.

I don’t know. I sort of agree with them. Keith Law should really start spending more of his time lecturing his employers on how they do business.

Law shouldn’t expect a Reddit user to actually know how to get insider.

My favorite part of this is either that the mutant lecturing Law about how Reddit is doing him a favor by stealing his work has 10 times as many upvotes as Law does or that the other mutant thinks charging money for a product is a free speech issue.