Out of curiosity, what’s the reasoning behind not feeding endangered species?

Fucking +1s... How do they work?

Sure. However, he initiated contact more than one yard past the LOS, so.

Gronk will never get the PI call there because he’s so big and the officials figure he’s just knocking guys over.

The problem is: I’m not sure anyone else does.

Unfortunately, he seemed lethargic in the immediate aftermath.

2016 isn’t drunk. It’s just a serial abuser.

Stan Van Gundy for Coach of the Year.

I just became a Stan stan.

Well, I went and murdered the other one in the game, so it’s just you again.

The bandaged man is getting surgery to look like Helmut, which makes him an ideal person to disguise yourself as.

You’re in for a treat.

Right! I need to get back to trying to take that one down. I kept getting noticed and failing immediately.

This episode is such a goddamn masterpiece.

Setting aside how frightening and ill-informed that sentiment is, remember the “Hillary is actually sick and dying!” phase of the election? It was fun responding to people with “Hm. Well, you know, I’d still easily vote for Tim Kaine over Trump, soooooo....”

Yeah, I do it too. Born in northern NJ, went to camp in Maine, college in Wisconsin then Nashville, live in Denver. I’ll sometimes take on a different tone depending on who I’m talking to. It’s just a matter of trying to relate (or endear myself, I guess).

Either way, we’ll be making history again this year. First woman president or first three-kids-standing-on-each-other’s-shoulders-under-a-trenchcoat president.

Or he’s just willfully full of shit and assumed his supporters would just take him at face value.

Well, it worked, so I can’t even be mad.