Why would anyone lie about being from Detroit? It’s fucking Detroit!

To be fair, if it would have adversely affected Bruins fans, I can’t really knock it.

Probably the most straightforward example of why Patriots fans can insert cacti into their respective urethrae (not involving racism) is that they responded to the second instance in the past decade wherein their team was caught cheating by creating a website that considers a player faking a cramp to stop the clock is…

So, did they miss the extra point or something?

There’s always a man. There’s always a clock. And there’s always a challenge flag.

Well, we can only vouch for Sargent and Marchman having eaten KC BBQ, so that checks out.

Also my daily routine.

Really? He was the original Bama Bangs QB.

These thoughts will lead to secret candlelit meetings where we regale the Bills, Titans and the other NFL Have-Nots with tales of seeing your stadium with its lights on and the pride a team can take when Inside the NFL actually mentions your game.

Fuck, man.

I saw someone on Twitter say “Troops don’t fight for you be disrespectful towards them.”

Well, yes, actually. That is one of the rights they’re fighting to protect, your ability to be disrespectful towards them should you so choose. I’m not advocating that anyone should be, but there seems to be a serious disconnect as…

In fairness, the whole “won with Bobby Johnson’s players” thing is kind of bullshit.

+1

I don’t blame him for chasing the money.

is Rick Smith too stupid to get a draft a franchise QB?

None of us are sold on whether he’s actually a good QB

Stephen A. Smith, friend to women everywhere.

But like, the creepy one who shittalks their boyfriend and then turns around and tries to roofie their drink when they come looking for a shoulder to cry on after the breakup.

This one shows the immediate aftermath.

Someone’s getting fired, walk with me.

Speaking from experience... I wouldn’t know.