No baserunner is safe.

Ah, the ole The Ole Fake Tag Trick tag...

Nah, the Buffalo Wing pretzels are where it’s at.

And every Zack Snyder movie ever.

He put up arguably the single-greatest statistical season by a rookie QB in NFL history. He got hurt — and got some really bad advice, it sounds like.

Neither. I’ll use the Weather app like a normal person and then spend the five minutes I gained from not having to sit through the local news looking at porn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nice to see the Capitals finally beat the Penguins in a playoff series.

This is not satire, and this isn’t intentionally me trying to sound all “old man yells at cloud” at the audience of this piece.

I mean, he’s a pretty clear-cut Hall of Famer while simultaneously being a leaguewide laughingstock.

KG would fight the shit out of Dwight Howard if Dwight Howard were about six inches shorter.

Have to assume Dallas and Portland will be in the mix.

Chris Gatling

Used to read a site whose tag line was “More sports than you can shake a Boumtje-Boumtje at.”

Promos Brezec had a fun run as expansion team fool’s gold with the Bobcats.

Coincidentally, “Blow at High Dough” is an accurate description of Tulo’s season so far.

I was really hoping it was gonna land back on his head, deal-with-it style.

Hurley too!

This is an astoundingly good comment.

Off the floor, on the board!

At last, understood.