An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth is a dope book, for the record.

An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth is a dope book, for the record.

Congratulations, I guess, to Anthony Richardson who appears to have moved from doing funny commentary on NBA 2K video games to calling doubles tennis.

They forced the opposing team to play an entire period on their terms. I don't know that it gets more manly than that.

Yeah, gotta wait and see if he can build a team by finding late round/undrafted/bargain bin guys like Chris Harris, Danny Trevathan, Malik Jackson, C.J. Anderson, Shaq Barrett, Brandon Marshall, Darrien Stewart and Brandon McManus.

accomplish*

I think Texans fans would be pretty happy if Osweiler turns out to be as good as Matt Schaub.

You mean the 13-year period where they made the playoffs five times (including an AFC Championship Game appearance) and only finished below .500 three times?

With what team?

So, just like this past year?

Are we sure he’s better than Fitzpatrick or Hoyer? Like, absolutely sure?

Brock Osweiler at $18 million a year was probably not the best option for Denver.

Hack hasn’t proven he’s even a backup-caliber NFL QB yet, so no. I’m not sure he’s a better option than shitty Hoyer.

Yes, goddamn, please!

31. Lest we forget, the Patriots cheated.

This is on #brand, so I’ll give you a +1.

Yeah. I was going to say we can at least spend some of that money to keep Trevathan around, but he’s headed to Chicago. At any rate, I didn’t want them throwing that kind of money at a guy who I never really believed in as the long-term starter, so I’m more than okay with them spending that money on upgrading other…

At the end of the day, Brock saw a chance for a new trail in Houston, and he just wanted to blaze it.

Yep.

At least it won’t be going on his rape sheet.