"Linda, you’ve become a millionaire so it’s ok to buy a new car. But since you only have ONE million dollars, I recommend this:

You guys should have a little salt shaker icon to put after the headers. Give everything a little ‘salt shaker rating’ between 1 and 5. That way we don’t have to actually read ‘salt shaker’ every day.

Excellent point. I should change the wording to ‘they stop more expensively’

It’s easy to explain! You see, when a mommy and a daddy really love each other, and the mommy dies, and the daddy shacks up with a woman who looks just like mommy, but is actually an evil clone of mommy, they have a baby that is infected with a techno-organic virus which they send to the future to save him from, and…

You certainly make it sound like anyone who shops at CarMax is getting duped. I bought my car there specifically so I wouldn’t have to deal with slimy used car dealers, knowing full well they are not the cheapest. People want to tell me that I could have gotten a better deal but NOT IF I CAN’T LAND THAT DEAL! I’m not…

I know the resolution. They eventually got around to telling Rodney and Sam fromt he other shows about it. They solved the problem in about three seconds. There was a button on the main console marked “Stop and Return to Earth Instantly”, just they were all too busy bickering and bobbing around at random to notice it.

A story of how Mr. DeMuro found free long-term parking near the Philadelphia airport.

This is the dick pic I send to all the ladies I know on the Twitter.

Nope, they’ll finish the movie and still not release footage to the public. Pull a Prince. “Yeah, we did a whole movie. Script, score, effects, everything. It’s amazing. Might be the best fantasy movie ever made. Got stuff in it that no other film in that genre has done. You’ll never see it.”

Haha.

How about Option #3?

Since he’s Aquaman, does that make this a Cod piece? I’ll see myself out...

Or a dark & gritty reboot of Grape Ape.