Thanks, Deadspin. It's been a while since I got to see two girls finish at the same time for free online.

Robin: Ummm...pass. Gross.

Fuck ski jumping. Give me tire jumping.

Really hope the United States Ski Jump team can get their shit together this year.

I'm going to use the comments for a brief and unapologetic fan letter. Deal with it.

That is the look of a man who realizes he just drank from the wrong Holy Grail.

I'm still waiting for the week when it's revealed that Emmitt Smith is a secret Yahtzee.

That guy was probably on a Bender.

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