The wreckage was real. I wonder if China is even going to be able to hang with them.

Who needs chainmail when you’ve got a beautiful figure and Level 9000 Plot Armor?

One of the higher-ups at Monolith is married to my cousin.

FFS -

I read cid like he’s become an alcoholic. When he shuts own the launch, he loses everything. He then becomes an alcoholic and self destructive. She’s thinks it’s her fault so she tries to take care of him. She doesn’t want him to end up in a gutter somewhere. Combine that with her extremely low self esteem (she was…

Yeah... no. The old one is blurry and your imagination somehow filled in gaps with artistic reasoning. It didn’t lose any “soul”.

I see a difference. The PS4 version looks better. That’s the difference. Guy who wrote this article is a hipster contrarian.

People who prefer the PS2's “quality” visuals are the same people who think VHS offers an experience you can’t get with Blu-ray and that the distortion and low fidelity fuzzing sounds on ancient LP’s are better than than crystal clear audio where you can hear all the instruments.

Just like Bob Ross taught us

Well I adored the show..the dialogue is hit or miss but I’ve been watching anime for the better part of 25 years. Clunky dialogue doesn’t shake me much. It did feel very...Whedon-like. Depending on how you like Whedon that could be make or break. Castlevania very much reminded me why I hated the 2016-17 Berserk…

The ride isn’t an historically accurate representation of the 1600s, it’s a romanticized tribute to “A Pirate’s Life,” which includes ghosts, shanties, and (now) Captain Jack Sparrow.

So, the ride is romanticizing piracy even more, by striking one last icky bit.

Whenever I murder someone with my pistol, I consider it a mercy kill. :v

Lootbox content is decided when the box is obtained. So, holding onto lootboxes until the patch arrives won’t lower the odds of them containing dupes. Do wait until the patch drops to buy lootboxes though.

PSA: The legendary is guaranteed to not be a duplicate.

PSA: The legendary is guaranteed to not be a duplicate.

“But marketing like this, humanizing a brand, is bad no matter who does it. It’s even worse when the joke seems to be on women who use Instagram via comparing them to a delusional rabbit who thinks she’s Princess Peach. While fans of Rabbids and Mario alike seem to genuinely like Rabbid Peach, this marketing positions…

I like to think of Kotaku as a strongly opinionated amorphous blob begging me, you, and everyone else to please click it’s links.

Hah! Wow! I think that’s why I’ve skipped through her stuff, because this is my first time hitting one of her posts. Thanks for the info, I’ll be sure to not read any of her future ‘journalist’ nonsense.

You have no idea... she posted an article called “The Invisible Girls of Pokemon Go” that complained at length about not being able to put an afro or different shades of black into your character... in a game that literally doesn’t care about character customization. She’s the only Kotaku writer who posts things of…

Shut up Kotaku, you’re drunk. This is hilarious.