I'm certain umbrellas aren't called Groudon, and where did I call out a name for it?

Yay, Joltik! Joltik is my cuddlebug. And Galvantula is my fuck-you-anything-that-wants-to-get-in-my-way bug.

Here's what I want to see in a commercial: a little girl sits on the couch, playing Super Mario 3D World on the family's TV. Her dad comes in and tells her to stop playing so he can watch football. She quickly and immediately switches to the GamePad's screen and keeps playing where she left off.

My problem is simply that I'm terrible at shooters. It breaks down really simply in my case though. It's something like this:

Miiverse responses-

THIS.

THIS ANNOYS ME SOO FUCKING MUCH!

Why?! what is the fucking point of having the retail stickers on your hat still?!

OH! and I love those people who even keep the fucking store tags stapled to their hat. the fuck?! you going to actually take it back or something?!?!

I...Just... Arg...fuck...

Yes, because if it was they would all be overweight.

Just to clarify for some people. This is NOT America.

I'm glad you made this, a lot of people have been bashing him on Kotaku lately (some know of him, others are new and their first impression is of a raging fat ass that still lives with his mom). But this will, hopefully, get rid of some of the haters. I don't agree with all his opinions, but he always backs up what he…

Aww, this article almost made me cry! Damnit Kotaku! I don't come to your site to cry!

There's a PS3 hiding in the dark somewhere there as well :)

The SEGA megadrive is hooked up in the bedroom and my C64 is just collecting dust...

Behold "SkyNet". My own personal setup. Took me MANY years to get it this far.Dvds, Xbox 360 and wii u atop the cable box on the left. My ST50 Panasonic Plasma on top, my Old trusty Sony Brava 2008 model on bottom (kinect 1, playstation eye and ps4 camera sitting on top of it). Under that my ps4, surround sound, 3d…

Triple 24 inch 1080p monitors with a 32 inch tv. Sound system 5.1 from Onkyo. Consoles are PS3 and 4.Planning to get a xbox one because I believe in peace not war but Pc gaming is the best.My Gaming rig has a gtx 780 and for cpu a intel i5 at 4.5ghz. Right now the macbook is a macbook pro and a iPad 2nd generation.…

Our upstairs gaming room is outfitted with a PC, Wii U, Xbox 360, and a PS3. Games are all on the Tetris shelves.

PSOne, PS2, PS3, PS4, PSP, Vita, a custom MAME arcade with over 25,000 games, a Gran Turismo PlaySeat, Tritton Pro+ headphones, etc.

I win

This is my living room. Thankfully my wife hasn't killed me yet because my "habit" us taking over the apartment. I have a Dreamcast, NES, and PS2 hooked up in the bedroom to my old 24" Wega as well.

Projector screen down with me in front of it.

Still haven't made room for the Xbox One or PS4 but that's next week's project. Not Pictured: Ouya