I get it!

Weird way of spelling “Green Apple”

what

So all in all, it’s just hubris? Apple looked at Nintendo and Microsoft and thought that they could do the same thing with half the effort and a third the games? Sounds just like new (non big-three) gaming consoles

You’re the worst

YOU! You take that back!

That was so smart

They will, however catch you once they found out you fucked the warden’s sister

As a slave trade ship I can totally understand the frustration of slave owners! I can’t help it that my holds are so small

The whitest response

Hey, just because we’re sucking hard doesn’t mean he’s wrong

Gay dicks are scary to straight men

You say Easter egg, I say minor resistances

No actually, it wouldn’t

Did you know Hell is undergoing renovations? I bet it’s going to be a lovely place by the time you get there

Double Ds aren’t even that big; America just has crap bra sizes

How dare poor people be happy

I said it after Sandyhook shooting and I said it after Washington Navy Yard shooting;

Not for me; I can’t fly

Look at the size of those trade secrets