GOD FUCK NO, TV TROPES

Dat pony tail

I don't remember it! I was like, 5 at the time?

And Nightcrawler still gets left out

Pick a theme and stay with it

Better than me, I keep thinking it Automatic Teller Machine

Worked for Oedipus

I look too much like my dad to do this

Give it up for Kevin! That was actually readable

I loved that episode!

Japan out America'd us?

NO

Or, better yet, anchovy and garlic flavor:

Actually, I like that jacket

Cleaning commercials are the worst

I may hate sealife with a burning, watery passion but that's pretty fucked up to do

I will drive down to Texas, just to vote for her

She isn't nearing as crazy as most other folks, which is why I get upset when Hilton keeps railing on her

Romance Comedy

Real winner of the day here