Introducing the 2017 Jaguar Quattroporte.

Did he say the touchdown made it 7-0?

Definitely Faraday Future, with the caveat that I’d need it in an actual car. After that, Audi if I’m driving and Volvo if I’m in the passenger seat. My arms are long, but not that long.

Except for that bad shot going in, everything about Maryland’s final possession sucked. It’s an example of what not to do as the clock is running down.

Cobra replicas are like boob jobs: They’re fake and everyone knows it, but the fun is entirely real.

Left side is the front of the plane, right side is the cold side of the engine which, thermodynamically, is the front.

The funny thing about that piece by Mayor Slay is that most of the 18 Fortune 1000 companies he cites in the area are actually not based in St. Louis. Energizer, which he references specifically, is based in Town and Country which is a very pleasant place to be instead of the shithole city.

Definitely crack pipe on this, but it does serve as proof that last week’s 914 with the Subaru engine is a good deal.

Thirteen months ago in Cleveland, Ohio, a 12-year-old black boy named Tamir Rice was playing with a BB gun in a park when he was ambushed by two Cleveland police officers who drove up to the gazebo where the boy was relaxing.

Exactly. You could buy this thing, fix what’s sketchy about it and and up with a 914 that performs better than originals at a lower cost.

Can’t do a donut, but it will do a croissant.

Ditch them all and buy an Range Rover Sport SVR.

You mixed up your coordinates. Y is the butt line, not the water line which is Z.

Jesus would be the long-awaited Acura NSX.

Big time crack pipe on this, but not because the bike is bad or the price is high. The problem is that this is something a hipster would ride and for that reason it is a crack pipe.

Cut that crap out. Seriously, it’s like they’re Eagles fans or something.

St. Louis is very unpleasant. But that’s why there’s St. Louis County. It’s as pleasant as anywhere if you know where to go.

As a St. Louis County resident all I can say is don’t let the door hit you on the way out. We’ll see better games without the blackout anyway.

Then let them be morons. Make you own non-moronic choices.

There are plenty of unwashed hippie types telling us to “save the whales” but they never seem to include an explanation of why it’s important.