...Recently, there have been numerous incidents in which the word "journalism" has been used on our air. This word is simply not appropriate for ESPN...

I like the new Mustang, but the most advanced muscle car is just a sports car or a grand tourer. The most advanced muscle car would be something like a Viper or a Nissan GT-R. Muscle cars are, by definition, not well rounded and more rudimentary blunt instruments than others, not that that doesn't have advantages.

They should blow the Viking horn every time a moron falls over.

Hey, now there's a chance he can do some good work.

What? No rowing the boat?

Don't bury the lede: THERE IS AT LEAST ONE LITERATE 'BAMA FAN!!!!!!

...but only works with circumcised junk.

Nate Robinson sucks. He is like basketball crack. Watching him play needs to be rated NC-17 lest any young folks think this is how basketball is supposed to be.

I just want a camera on Holtz's face all the time. The thoughts going through his mind must be priceless.

No cheap car makes a good noise.

This video makes me hate the Mustang II slightly less, seeing how much it shrunk from the last version. And then it started growing again...

Mascots getting hurt us hilarious because mascots are stupid and annoying. Fans should be allowed to beat them as much as they wish throughout the game. If I'm trying to watch a sporting even the last thing I need is some stupid dancing animal getting in the way.

It looks a little like iced tea. Like he's some sort of basketball Uncle Si or something.

I don't care how many articles you litter this site with. I still don't give a shit whether or not they change their name.

If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'!

That's not a Predator. That's a Global Hawk.

I think the shocking thing is that suicide isn't more common at Raiders' games.

Between the Bears, Goose and the officials this game is a football septic tank. Don't watch it.

Other than the people actually working for Fox, there is no way in hell that Dallas and the Giants is a "good game" or "Must-See TV." It's just another battle to see who is mediocre and who is bad, and nothing short of a complete shit show featuring buttfumbles and the like could salvage it.

Actually, the reason for the traffic jam is that in the national shame derby, they're all stuck behind liberal hipsters who want to solve the world's problems with someone else's money who are riding a fair trade rebuilt bicycle or some crap that's even slower than an RV.