Vacation? What makes you think these people have jobs?

He should have been arrested for making a shitty car. Back to the Future has by itself kept the DeLorean off most of the "Worst Cars" lists. Many of us know the truth though...

I don't care what the doctors say. I want God's opinion on this.

In nice weather, I doubt they'd look at the ILS once they saw it was active. Glide slope guidance for a visual approach would more likely be PAPI lights allowing the pilots to have their heads above the glare shield.

Pretty much all planes have GPS these days, but that doesn't mean the pilots were looking at it. On approach you fly the plane, and if it was a visual approach, I doubt anyone would glance at the or the ILS.

It's already made a comeback. They call it the F-150 Limited now.

Best episode of Ice Road Truckers yet, eh?

The problem with that car is that it looks like the toddler should be driving it.

That was Harrelson-esque. And getting picked off to end the game is White Sox-esque. What the hell is going on with this World Series?

It's really unfortunate when people think that Hawk Harrelson is a worthy figure to emulate. Although, now that I think about it, Hawk is sort of one of their type: an overly folksy ultra-homer who has little tolerance for baseball nerds and their book learnin'. (The Cardinals themselves have quietly embraced such…

"This is my brother Darrell, and this is my other brother Darrell" has a new meaning now.

I'll just have a slightly used 135i and pocket the change.

The most accurate thing about that was "Big friendly giant."

The Knicks won't be the first NBA players to wear that color.

I always thought it was considered disrespectful or tacky to refer to Marines as "former" or "retired." I thought the proper term would be "inactive."

A Corvette with a price like that is just another reason to buy aslightly used C6 ZR1.

I'm not sure these are apples-to-apples. 2005 was skewed by the 14 inning, 5:41 Game 3.

The union called. They say that this job must take at least ten workers and have filed a grievance.

Yes it is. The Clydesdales make like one lap, accompanied by plenty of Busch branding on the video boards.

How awful of me for not thinking of Walmart as upscale.