South city is way too car unfriendly and hipster infested for me. And you should note that the St. Louis area has no shortage of white trash neighborhoods. Plus the rest of Missouri that isn't Kansas City.

St. Louis has its good parts. Well, not St. Louis itself because St. Louis itself is largely irretrievable ghetto, but some of the suburbs are quite pleasant and very cheap too. But when it comes to baseball and sports in general, St. Louisans don't know jack and are hopelessly tainted by both self-righteousness and …

Nice price. Who cares if it's a salvage? There's nothing there to not work and it came with massive panel gaps from the factory.

This is cool and all, but you guys do realize that McDonnell Douglas did this back in the 1990s right?

I'm not sure that's drunk. I think that's just retarded.

Unfortunately, they couldn't get the hamsters, so a couple of chubby mice will have to suffice.

Don't forget the coke. And the Coke, but not the New crap.

The rules are different for athletes, and that's the rule. When I played high school basketball we were told in no uncertain terms that if we were at a place where there was underage drinking going on, we would get suspended whether we were participating or not. Argue away over whether it's a bad rule or not, but they…

Unless someone wants to make the case that one of the players has the parts, time and skills to re-modify one into a working weapon, it is highly irrelevant.

Uh oh. Looks like someone shorted out the left wing Gawker rage.

Consider it done. Air burst anyone?

I like that one as well, being a sucker for the prototype look.

28 years is like three Illinois governors' worth.

Always good to see something awful happen to a mascot.

Kirk looks like the almost-way-too-old grad student at an intramural game.

St. Louis County, where people who have money are, is quite nice. The city, however, is a shithole.

That is absolutely correct. The Blackhawks are not named for a tribe (I don't believe there ever was one) but rather a person, Chief Blackhawk. They have more in common with the Cleveland Browns than the Cleveland Indians.

Goin' through the defense like an angry moose, eh?

Luckily God finally dropped a dime to Derrick.

As a Bears fan in St. Louis, I get the Second Mile treatment today. No Bears and Saints game, just the dumpster fire that is the Rams and Jaguars. Thanks NFL.