microsoft waifu:

"I'm Thankful for God and Jesus" .. I thought them two was a package deal?

It's also really creepy that a video chat wasn't good enough for him. Like... is he really trying to roofie the Jezebel staff?

The saddest thing is Link in a Mercedes.

Seven brain surgeries? Goddamn DLC prices are out of control.

they sold a gutted, shell of what could have been one of the best games ever. thats what they sold.

Nothing tops the inside-out children of Little Lamplight...

Late as hell reply, but they're using your Social Club account to determine whether or not you're a returning player.

COLLUSION! CORRUPTION!

DURING a tournament?!

YEAH VEGAS BABY

Here he comes, here comes speed racer.

after many months of stalking these, i have finally decided to enter a 'shop contest

2Final2Fantasy

I don't even know what's happening right now.

You know what would be even more fun, put them in their own Ab-Normal League, a matchmaking system made up of only toxic players. Then they just have to be civil with other toxic players for a number of games and then they can come back. I think this would be be the ultimate test.

Might I add the first thing they did when he fell was take the headset off, not help him up.

In the US, yes, but in the rest of the world they're getting murdered (for lack of a better term) to the tune of a 2:1 to 4:1 ratio depending on the country.