WRRYYYYYY!

One of my favorite memories as a child was my friend bring over that game. I demand that he stop fighting for a minute so I could stare in wonder at the free moving floaty boobs. I was so confused.

Well, by default yes. But you can unlock "OMG" mode which makes the breasts look like water balloons in space. Thing is at least Dead or Alive goes for the gusto with this stuff. I'm...I'm not even sure what Ryse is trying to do?

Where did almost 2 hours and 40 minutes of my life just go?

It could have been worse. He could have been shot, or attacked by a group of counterfeiting Santas.

Exactly I'm sad to say it but my XBOX one /Forza 5 seemed to have turned into Playstation 3 and GT 6 but thankfully a police officer made sure I can't afford either right now (fair enough its my own damn fault for driving to fast) so I guess I'll just have to wait and see what people say about GT6

Okay, you hate beaches, fine, but what does this have to do with anything?

You are COMPLETELY wrong.

You're comparing apples to skyscrapers.

People were pissed at EA because there was ZERO reason for the game to demand always-on: THAT was the fury, not because the game broke the servers, as that was expected.

Troll better next time.

Perform acts of god on it! Make sure they arent outline specifically in the a warranty

Something something Sony something something PS+ something something lolxboxbreakingforfreegames something something death.

This is strictly a family affair. The only thing Microsoft gets away with in this house is Windows 7.

*YOU FINISH THAT BIRD GAME. YOU FINISH THAT! DUDE. AND THEN MAYBE YOU FUCKING GET TO MAKE A GOD DAMN ZOMBIE GAME: MAYBE!!!*

"Welcome home... PlayStation 4 is waiting for you."

Oh come on. You know you can't have Oreo-branded ANYTHING (minus the cookie itself) and not have total awkward innuendo going on.

This is actually a legitimate sentiment - why, after 7 years of 720p and 30fps should it be ok that the Xbox One costs $100 more (because of a 'mandatory' Kinect 2.0), and there's almost nothing next gen about it?

Jesus can you even read? "The pack, per the latest announcement from Squeenix, will be free to download for two weeks after release, after which time it becomes paid DLC"

The controller looks especially great up close. Though the fact the Kinect is still black is, yet again, setting my OCD aflame.

As a biker (And one that knows what butt-sledding on asphalt feels like), I can't get over poor Pablo. Dude wouldn't survive a minute in that t-shirt. I get the willies seeing the game in action.