Yes. Let this become a meme so that more people are exposed to the wonderfully over-melodramatic lore that is Ace Combat.

Yeah. That’s nice. Sure.

Yes!

Noooo. Where are my grandiose, bloody gauntlets of enemies leading up to fantastically weird, quirky, memorable boss battles?

Even better than I expected!

Hot damn. Ace Combat 7. Been looking forward to that one for a while. About time we had a proper Ace Combat game and not the gritty mess that was Assault Horizon.

she’s finally given up her evil ways, in favor of a more blatantly anti-heroic, Robin Hood kind of spin. Rather than serving as the top agent for on-the-noise bad guy organization V.I.L.E., Carmen’s instead gone rogue, stealing from evil-doers  

I couldn’t care less about whatever typical moneygrabbing gacha Marvel game results from this. I just want to see more of Ben Brode’s silliness.

Wow. I didn’t know that there was a Deus Ex crossover going on. 

Okay... but how many of these dances are actually copyrighted?

Yeah, I agree. They could’ve included that or his boxing outfit from DK64, but hey, short of that, I’d say they did the character justice. 

Oh, look. Pretentious whining. That’ll sure clear the air. 

King K. Rool is by far my favorite. Fun to use and his moveset is a loyal callback to his appearances in DKC/DK64.

After watching Prometheus, I needed to reach for a drink as well. 

You think that’s bad? Wait until VR entertainment REALLY takes off. Then you can shake your cane at that.

Upon reading the title, I was expecting a generic pixelated/voxelated 2D platformer or crafting sim as the “indie hit” easter egg. Nice to see I was proven wrong.

Yeah, like how GTA Online “balanced out” by becoming a playground for rich trolls with flying bikes and orbital weapon strikes.

Suddenly, the Dead Island Riptide Zombie Bait edition with the disembodied female torso bust didn’t seem so bad.

Ugh. Can we just get rid of the people, please? Or just... have them stand somewhere in the background? Just focus on the awesome transforming robots, damn it. 

Pffft. Paper Mario 2 was already doing dark corruptions of Peach before it was cool.