Screw the car. I’m more interested in the fact that there is an office for planetary protection.

But can you kick with both feet at the same time?

That’s NOTHING to Gaston!

Sadly, being a piece of shit gets you more attention than being nice.

Not a sequel to the fabulous Sega All-Stars Racing: Transformed? Booo.

Way to go, Reddit. You just made a lot of folks desire this stuff even more.

Forget the current title. Just change it to “Philly.” Just Philly.

So... are we finally going to see what Daisy thought we weren’t gonna believe? Been waiting a few decades over here for a resolution to this cliffhanger, man.

I’m going to wager that this will be like Need For Speed No Limits where you’re not actually driving the car. But rather, the car accelerates by itself while you vaguely guide it with swipes and taps.

That’s no STD. That’s your kitchen sink dropping the latest mixtape.

Well, something had to usurp the Pepe meme eventually...

The stupid, glory-seeking teens on the internet are like Thing 1 and Thing 2. They will do the exact opposite of what you tell them.

Can we have this type of trailer for the movie?

It is. I’m surprised he didn’t make the starting roster, even as a joke character.

Putting in my vote for Mr. Satan, myself.

I bet we won’t even get a vague hint at Smash Switch until the end of 2018, if that.

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Over the next few weeks, we’ll be figuring out if and how we can evolve Paragon to achieve growth and success ...

Yeah, I’d be happy with a Smash 4 port with some new additions to the roster, a more fleshed-out single player experience, more music/items/stages, and new modes to toy around with.

“specially crafted for kids and those who are kids at heart.”