Forget the dumb corporate shill-tool Porgs. I want more details on those cute crystal foxes.

Yeah, coming up with original material is tough. Easier to just play dumb to bait people into reacting.

Ehhh, nah. This wasn’t the coolest scene.

Catherine wasn’t merely a cult hit. It also has a following in the FGC and saw competitive play as a side game at EVO! I’m hyped as hell for a remake.

All she needed to do was yell that her ship is the ship that will pierce the heavens.

There are no winners here.

Nah. The hardest one was that awful on-rails turret segment where you are getting swarmed by guards with jetpacks.

I’ll take it.

Calling it now. G is Q before he became a creepy trenchcoat-wearing cyborg.

I’m half asleep right now and I read the title as “Massive Bear Hug Ban”.

Reworked Karnstein Armlets in two ways: on a melee hit, the armlets now provide heightened Mobility and Recovery and highlight low-health targets; and scoring a melee kill immediately restores a significant amount of the wearer’s health

N64 virtual console or bust.

Clearly, the more skilled player won.

In PvE, yes. In PvP, you can keep em’ in the power slot.

When I scanned Bayonetta, Uncle Amiibo gave me a generic placeholder phrase. Something along the lines of... “This is... a lovely amiibo!”

Was really hoping for more drastic adjustments like addressing the flawed weapon system. Don’t get me wrong, this post is a small step in the right direction, but a lot of these adjustments are small bandages on a gushing wound.

Here’s to hoping that Destiny 2 gets the Final Fantasy 14 treatment and Bungie reconciles by putting forward a massive overhaul of D2 from the ground up.

Making money isn’t the point of Animal Crossing as a series.

Now I really want to see Cupborne. A mashup of Lovecraftian abominations and cutsey old-timey animation would sure be something.

Can you just imagine booting up a round of Gun Game on Dust2 and playing a match with Bin Laden? Makes you wonder how many high-profile people protected by the veil of anonymity that you’ve encountered over the years.