Could be worse. You could be stuck with Eye of Another World, the best Warlock helmet that reduces your cooldowns which is also an obnoxiously bright target that screams “hey, enemy players! please shoot me in the face as much as you can!”

Yeahhhh, I’m pretty sick of this gun. A majority of my Trials matches pretty much boil down to whichever side can obliterate their opponents with MIDA teamshots.

Oh geez. I need to refine my resume before applying for this position!

Man, people are really upping the ante on these fake personas/stories/etc.

You have too much faith in the internet hordes, friend.

And so, the fate of Episode 3 was determined by man’s desire to throw money at a random number generator for little more than digital hats and pretty weapon skins.

So what are we calling this? Butt-gate?

Yeah, I don’t care for Wild. I stick to Standard.

Ah, I see they took the “Fallout 4" approach.

So when are they going to sing about getting their asses kicked by nothing but Jade Druids, Pirate Warriors, and Mages who keep pulling Ice Blocks out of thin air?

Yayyy. Time to re-live the glory days of servers filled with everybody abusing the CARB-9.

It... looks to be in the same style as the original Shenmue games which is... totally okay to me.

I have absolutely nothing against showing pride in the LGBT community, but... when can we go back to having the lobby being a stream of funny meme posts and awesome art?

Man. I was more excited over seeing the dialogue between Junk and Roadhog rather than another map for teammates in competitive mode to yell at me over.

The problem with Deathstalker Rexxar is that he’s very reliant on your ability to manage the board and play a more control-oriented game so you can comfortably deploy him by turn 6 and start paying the 2 mana fee per turn to slap together the Zombeasts - which come with their own set of problems being reliant on pure…

I have a feeling the younger gamers might be more inclined to flock to the flight side. I could be totally wrong, of course, but that was my line of thinking in a lot of the other Splatfests.

Let’s see here... One quick look at the comments...

Okay, NOW you’re pushing it, kid.

Maybe a discarded idea for a Robot Master? Castle Man?

In the case of multiplayer shooters, this article is completely wrong, particularly for games like Splatoon 2, Destiny, or CoD.