That’s real professionalism right there. Doesn’t matter if you catastrophically fuck up. You get the job done.

Damn. An 80 dollar tank with “premium ammo”?

The only way to break the Salt Cycle is to get in touch with your inner casual: Loosen up the collar a bit, embrace the randomness, build weird decks, and bend over so Quest Rogues and Pirate Warriors can have their way with you.

Do I have to pay $150 again if I want to get the base game + every major expansion at launch?

Pharah - Meh, Possessed Pharah is better.

I’m fine with D2 being Destiny 1.5.

Sega. You are tampering with forces you can’t possibly understand...

Rayman’s a goner, isn’t he?

Shhh. Stop giving him things to whine about.

Makes Mr. Bones look like a pussy in comparison.

Battlefield Heroes.

Rayman merely appears in Smash Brothers as a trophy.

Nope. Without ridiculous plots, cringe-worthy dialogue, or over-the-top missions where you fly your plane through giant enemy railguns/satellites/airships, it ain’t Ace Combat.

Ironically, you would make a KILLING off of a dodgy game as long as you cram Hodor into it.

“Make Quick Play more like Competitive”, they said...

No, damn it. Just give us a PROPER successor to Burnout. That’s all we ask.

Yesssss. All the Juri costumes.

Uh. No. In Hearthstone, ignoring the meta will leave you with a thorough helping of ass kickings at the hands of aggro decks, taunt warriors, and quest rogues.

Persona 5 taught me that if anime was real, then I’m not allowed to play that game. :c

You are correct in that Quest Rogue isn’t overpowered. It’s just badly designed.