Man. I saw the Burnout 3 title and got all pumped up only to have my hopes dashed by the word “tribute”.

The flavor of the cards are incredible, but the gameplay itself is not very exciting right now.

Nice. Anything is better than nothing.

Still waiting for Ace Combat 7 news.

You and me both. Los Angeles will no doubt be one of the first to go when Trump ushers in the apocalypse.

How do we stop this guy from damaging our relations with other countries?

Still not as good as Sparrow Surfing in Destiny. I curse Bungie for patching something so magnificent.

You’re still telling him what to do.

You may hate it, but the internet meme machine eats it up.

Meh. Still doesn’t match the majesty of Bee Movie But It’s In 3 Minutes.

Ah man, Was waiting for the dread of seeing a fitted sheet failing to stay clung to a mattress.

This is how it begins.

Knowing the OW fandom, I’m going to guess this is automatically canon.

Aww. An article on Trump games and not one mention of Jrump?

I mean, we kind of knew the Blue Bomber was having some internal struggles all the way back in MM3.

I’ve lost a lot of faith in Miku after the travesty that was Project Diva X on the PS4 over here in the west.

To be fair, Pokemon-Amie does the big guy a little more justice.

Sounds delicious on paper, but I’m seriously wondering if this will be any better than Dragon Dance Gyarados, which is very much already a thing in the competitive scene.

Damn. I guess the BBC wasn’t fucking around after all.

Or it could be the best Saturday Night Live opening in history.