Eh. I’m not too surprised. Wario is essentially the Nigel Thornberry of Nintendo. Putting him into heinously unfitting scenarios is pretty much par for the course.

Fuck. I lost.

I would’ve done terrible, terrible things for Sora, Kairi, and Riku DI figures.

This is Blizzard, and they aren’t slouches when it comes to long-term support of their games. I’d honestly be surprised if single-player story-oriented missions didn’t come to fruition at some point.

-she believes in keeping track of the population via tattooed bar codes. She is hardcore.

MvC4?

Buddy, you have no idea what that cat is capable of.

This is actually correct.

If I want to deal massive damage to a single target, I’d rock the Sleeper Simulant while simply using my other guns to deal with mobs.

Without the ability to obliterate bosses due to Bungie’s nerfs, Gjallarhorn can’t do much that any ol’ legendary rocket launcher with decent perks doesn’t do already.

I just hope that Bungie reconsiders some of the asinine balancing changes they’ve made like nerfing Bladedancers/Sunbreakers into the floor or nerfing the performance of guns/abilities in PvE strictly because of PvP, which still makes no sense to me.

Here we go again...

Oh shit. All this time I thought the girl in the beret was just an alternate skin of Symmetra.

Wow. That’s a really cool D.Va skin.

In Timesplitters 2 and 3, I was the only one out of my friends who picked a regular dude while my buddies would ALWAYS pick the fucking monkeys which annoyed me to no end. I still held my own against them, though, even in sniper battles. Those were the days.

Hey, Arceus came close to destroying the universe because human beings are dicks.

You haven’t lived until you’ve played in a match where both teams are nothing but D.Vas. Total carnage.

That means news* on Mass Effect: Andromeda

All this D.Va silliness is so bittersweet when you consider how lackluster she is in the actual game.

Wow. That is legitimately terrifying.