*going through the minds of the idiots that designed those two missions.

Can I see the boards for Bomb Da Base: Act II and Espresso-2-Go?

Ugh, they don’t even have to do the entire Burnout series.

If they bring out the big guns and throw down some huge NX launch titles that people have been clamoring over for quite some time now (Metroid, F-Zero, etc), along with full backwards compatibility with the Wii U, it could indeed provide enough steam for a solid launch.

Wasn’t the original purpose of a pre-order to prevent missing out on a game at release?

Nope.

I feel the opposite. The social segments are what prevents me from letting all the grinding drive me crazy.

Maaan, I remember playing the Conception II demo and seeing the Classmating sequence for the first time.

Yeah, you should’ve tried telling people that during the Dickwolves incident.

I really want Destiny to work. It has so much untapped potential which has been marred by corporate influence and bad design choices.

Because after 4 PvP events in a row, you’d think Bungie would be apt to reveal something more substantial in store for us by now.

So, for this event, the profits from microtransactions went into... covering the Tower with rose petals.

Gravity Rush is a real gem. When it first launched, it really did make me hopeful for what the Vita could’ve been.

Unlike previous events, this one doesn’t have much to offer PVE players other than a few new emotes. Crimson Days is all about PVP.

She’s not real unless she constantly yells about her armor.

Welp. That’s a lawsuit.

Nintendo should take a page from Call of Duty.

NX, don’t make the same mistake.

To be fair, they have rockets in them.

Here’s to hoping that Mass Effect Andromeda will help ease the pain, provided that EA doesn’t stain it too much with their grubby, greasy, corporate fingers.