But Naylor and his cronies are creating shit like the Mang-O-Rita.

No, they’re the “Beautiful Life” folks.

Man. What burns me is that the only true PvE event we got was the original Queen’s Wrath. (No, the Halloween event didn’t count since it didn’t actually award any worthwhile prizes.)

Hey, don’t write off Japan. For them, some weird fetishes go back centuries.

Hopefully this guy isn’t as miserably overpowered this time around!

Slick. Makes me yearn for a Saturday morning Transistor cartoon.

And then it turned Cloud into a Magical Girl.

If the Annoying Orange becomes president, I WILL find a way off this planet.

That would be Jann Lee from Dead or Alive 5 with his Halloween costume DLC.

Eh. Close enough.

Uh. This is exceptionally freaky.

Ah, if only Bioshock Infinite weren’t forced to cater to the casual “dudebro” gamers for the sake of profit. I could only imagine how awesome it would’ve been if it stuck to the dark, eerie personality of the original.

Please be flashbacks, please be flashbacks, please be flashbacks...

“You might be the man.... who’s man enough...“

It’s not like Chikage already didn’t send bosses (and enemy players) running for the hills when you cranked your Bloodtinge up to 50.

Ah, poor Preston. After having Piper and Strong tag along with me for most of my adventures, I decided to give him a shot as my wingman for a little while. He’s a good guy, after all.

Yeah, the bad guys said “fuck it” and literally blew those nice vistas up.

See, that would’ve been a smart design choice that would’ve greatly appealed to the fans.

Darkest Tomb?

Yeah, Gehrman decimated me more times than I could count, (He was WAY tougher than the ‘true’ final boss!) but finally landing the killing blow was one of the most memorable and satisfying moments I’ve ever had in gaming, plus you feel like a badass when you finally get the scythe.