Ugh. The Plasma Whip was such an awesome weapon. Up Your Arsenal was definitely the high point of the series.

No PS4 games? I’m offended.

There’s a stupidly powerful enemy just waiting to my hand my ass to me once I’m finished climbing this thing, isn’t there?

Your move, SEGA. You let Sonic into the fray. May as well go the distance.

Amusingly, Dead or Alive: Last Round limits the SHARE button during story cutscenes or when re-watching things like the, uh, “defeat animations” of the fighters.

Speak for yourself. I’ve met many good friends on Home who I still keep in regular contact with. Had my share of insightful conversations and laughs from all the trolls, wannabe gangsters, and poor saps trying to hit on “women.”

I’m hoping for some more Smash 4 DLC. I wouldn’t put it past them to add Splatoon Girl to the roster at this point.

I'm wary about Xur selling the G-Horn. Bungie has proven that they'll quickly "adjust" anything that proves too beneficial to the playerbase.

Or when you hit someone in the back with a melee weapon and their head gently pops off like it was held on by tape.

Bomberman's plunge into mediocrity makes me shed a tear. Some of the late 90's/early 00's Bomberman titles were some of the most memorable games I've ever played, particularly the ones on the N64.

In my version of the story, Kelly's sister was abducted by a depraved satanic lesbian sex cult.

Nobody is right. It's a big slurry of opinions, emotions, and ideologies that will never coagulate into one unified idea of what is "right".

This is incredible.

This man clearly attended the Booker DeWitt School of Eating.

Lightning Returns Again: Final Fantasy XIII-4

Ah, yeah. If there was one positive thing I could say about Minecraft, it'd be the devious, convoluted traps you could create to capture mobs.

This gunfight was clearly about ethics in game journalism.

Fuck, I loved this movie. Still pop in the DVD every once in a while.

We're in dire need of a Super Daisy Land.

How long until this winds up on Botchamania?